Dixie Cups
Kite string
That is all you need to build your own phone company that is more reliable than Sprint, which sucks. Totally and completely.
Poke a hole in the end of a Dixie cup, pull one end of the kite string through it, tie a knot. Cut the string to whatever length you want, repeat the process. Have a friend hold one Dixie cup while you hold the other, keeping the string taut and voila! like magic, you can use the Dixie cups just like little speakers and microphones.
Compared with Sprint:
1. Your Dixie cup phone system will actually work.
2. You don't need to hire liars and cheats to write pesky service agreements. (Like Sprint's!)
3. You can upgrade from paper to plastic cups whenever you wish --no penalties! (Unlike Sprint's)
4. You can even "terminate" your Dixie phone service whenever you feel like it -- still no penalties! (Unlike Sprint's)
5, Your Dixie cup system will not totally suck, like Sprint's.
Kite string
That is all you need to build your own phone company that is more reliable than Sprint, which sucks. Totally and completely.
Poke a hole in the end of a Dixie cup, pull one end of the kite string through it, tie a knot. Cut the string to whatever length you want, repeat the process. Have a friend hold one Dixie cup while you hold the other, keeping the string taut and voila! like magic, you can use the Dixie cups just like little speakers and microphones.
Compared with Sprint:
1. Your Dixie cup phone system will actually work.
2. You don't need to hire liars and cheats to write pesky service agreements. (Like Sprint's!)
3. You can upgrade from paper to plastic cups whenever you wish --no penalties! (Unlike Sprint's)
4. You can even "terminate" your Dixie phone service whenever you feel like it -- still no penalties! (Unlike Sprint's)
5, Your Dixie cup system will not totally suck, like Sprint's.